Now that Dateline's Chris Hansen is no longer confronting those rotten child molesters, he's decided to go after the real scum of the earth — bike thieves.
In this hilarious clip, Chris confronts a pawn shop owner for buying a stolen bike. When the owner gets rowdy, spitting the term "knucklehead" repeatedly, Hansen sort of runs away, letting some old man fight his battle.
Despite him being a coward, I've got to give props to Hansen for battling those nasty bike-nappers. Roxy, my pink Schwinn, was stolen last year right outside of a Bed Bath & Beyond store. It was devastating, and I promptly called 911. The cops merely drove my tear-soaked face home, and I never saw Roxy again.
Video: Chris Hansen Has Finally Started To Terrorize Bike Thieves
