If Facebook required a second grade multiple choice quiz in order to start an account, there would be a lot less people on Facebook. Here are some of the dumbest Facebook status updates this week:
1. Translation: Product may contain trace amounts of stupid. (via lamebook.com)
2. She was 'teh' smartest in her school! (via notsosecret-anymore.tumblr.com)
3. Ball's in your court Red Lobster. (via oldpeoplefacebook.tumblr.com)
4. You can also use your cell phone as a flashlight! (via unquesti0ned.tumblr.com)
5. I don't think this guy is qualified to diagnose people with anything. (via brendanfong.tumblr.com)
6. Nothing like a relaxing bath during a natural dissaster. (via bandkidalways.tumblr.com)
7. I wonder if insurance companies cover stupidity. (via awkwardfacebook.com)
8. Can't argue with that! (via unfreindable.com)
9. Unfortunately she didn't break the stupidity curse that runs in her family. (via lamebook.com)
10. Goodbye dignity, hello humiliation. (via unfreindable.com)
11. We used to call people like this 'stalkers'. Now we call them 'social media experts'. (via lamebook.com)
12. So much for the surprise. (via anatranx3.tumblr.com)
13. I doubt this person will make it through the summer with all their fingers in tact. (via ebaumsworld.com)
14. And the United States is the only country where people don't know that Africa is a continent. (via www.oddee.com)
15. We're clearly dealing with a computer expert here. (via goodpoop.tumblr.com)
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