We know it's hot outside, but these are some extreme measures.
Stephanie Dillard (pictured, left) got into a minor car accident with a Houston city bus, but instead of waiting for the cops to show up and assess the bang-up situation, the lady left her three kiddos in the car alone.
Oh, the story gets weirder. Dillard then allegedly picked up some ice cream (because wrecking your car brings out the ol' sweet tooth) before walking to a nearby drug store where she promptly removed her clothes.
Check out the full story here, then go treat yourself to an ice-cream sandwich. You've earned it after reading about this nonsense.
Mom Leaves Kids In Car After Accident To Strip And Eat Ice Cream
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