Charie Sheen, the tiger-blooded crazypants with Adonis DNA, is finally coming clean about last year's "psychotic break" in an interview with Playboy — because, you know, that's who you talk to when you want to be taken seriously.
Despite shacking up with a harem of "goddesses," was he ever truly winning? "I was in total denial,” Sheen admits. “I felt I was winning by finally being able to speak my mind." Sure, if speaking your mind equals spewing nonsensical statements about jungle animals, then that makes sense, Charlie.
Click here to read more snippets from the borderline sane interview, including why he's having a rough time giving up prostitutes and his thoughts on that dumb "Adonis DNA" bit.
Charlie Sheen: Why I Love Prostitutes
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