Does Teddy Ruxpin turn you on?
He sure gets Charles Marshall (pictured, left) of Cincinnati all hot and bothered. Marshall, who very well might have a condition known as Plushophilia (seriously), has been accused of making sexy time with a teddy bear not once, not twice… hell, not even three times. The man has allegedly gotten freaky in public with the stuffed animal four different times in the past two years — it is unclear whether the same bear was used in every instance of sexual activity.
Now what was he doing with said teddy bear that forced the law to get involved? Click here for the disturbingly sick story in full.
Man Accused Of Performing Sexual Act With Teddy Bear… AGAIN
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