Showing up to court in a bikini and a package of hot dogs in your pants will really show the judge you're serious about your food truck business.
Long Island's own "Hot Dog Hooker," Catherine Scalia, was charged with prostitution for offering "a wiggle with your wiener." The hot dog truck owner maintains that she merely stripped and provided a lap dance to her customers — and the only wieners she physically strokes are the pork ones she puts in buns.
Nonetheless, Scalia showed up to court on Monday wearing a bikini under her clothes and weiners in her pants. There's even video footage of the ridiculousness.
"Hot Dog Hooker" Shows Up To Sentencing In A Bikini (VIDEO)
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