If marriage is like going into business with someone, then having an affair with the wrong person is like taking the profits and spending them on lap dances in Las Vegas. No matter how fun it can seem at the time, you'll eventually have to go home and explain to your spouse why you have glitter all over your clothes. We all have our reasons for cheating on our spouse but if you're dumb enough to risk destroying your marriage, at least make sure that other person doesn't have two million followers on Twitter.
Some of the dumbest people to have an affair with are magicians. Sure, it's fun at first until you find out all their amazing magic is just smoke and mirrors. And dating a bad boy musician may have been a great way to piss off your dad when you're in high school but how about when you're thirty? There's nothing dumber than risking your marriage for a session guitarist who's 'in between' gigs. You really don't want to have an affair with a blogger! Trust me when I say that bloggers will mine every aspect of their lives for those precious page views. Except for me of course.
Still thinking about putting the moves on your babysitter? Then check out our Dumbest People To Have An Affair With to see why that's a terrible idea.
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