If Facebook required a second grade multiple choice quiz in order to start an account, there would be a lot less people on Facebook. Here are some of the dumbest Facebook status updates this week:

1. We used to call people like this 'stalkers'. Now we call them 'social media experts'. (via lamebook.com)

2. So much for the surprise. (via anatranx3.tumblr.com)

3. I doubt this person will make it through the summer with all their fingers in tact. (via ebaumsworld.com)

4. And the United States is the only country where people don't know that Africa is a continent. (via www.oddee.com)

5. We're clearly dealing with a computer expert here. (via goodpoop.tumblr.com)

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