It's too bad Ihor Stetkewycz doesn't listen to women because a woman probably would have told him that it's idiotic to try and run a lawn care business with only one dollar of gas in your tank.
Ihor was confronted by a local Detroit news station for illegally dumping wood in the middle of the street and during the confrontation he blurted out that he doesn't "take no orders from no woman". Which works out for him considering he lives completely alone. I mean, who would want a woman ruining the sweet life Ihor has built for himself? I know I'd be envious of a guy who spends all of his free time eating cheap orange chicken and watching reruns of Barney Miller on a cool Detroit Tigers bean bag. And as for the accusations of dumping wood in the middle of the street? It was a total misunderstanding propagated by some crazy woman trying to tell poor Ihor how to do his job! It's not like he wasn't going to go back and pick it up because that's his mission from Martian Central Command: To pick up wood off of people's front lawns.
Ihor was definitely a repulsive human being in this news clip but he was also so blatantly idiotic that he'll probably get the autotune remix treatment in 3…2…
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