If Facebook required a second grade multiple choice quiz in order to start an account, there would be a lot less people on Facebook. Here are some of the dumbest Facebook status updates this week:

1. His goatee is where he keeps his personality. (via collegehumor.com)

2. She probably didn't even have the receipt either! (via failbook.com)

3. Imposter! (via failbook.com)

4. Show off. (via oldpeoplefacebook.tumblr.com)

5. I just did and I'd like my two seconds back. (via lamebook.com)

6. Everyone gets their 15 minutes of fame. (via fail-book.tumblr.com)

7. The only thing that's backwards is her logic. (via failbook.failblog.org)

8. Actually, yes! (via failbook.com)

9. Failure to comunicate. (via facebookingfail.com)

10. At least she's nice about her hatred. (via ebaumsworld.com)

11. Are you sure about that? (via dazzlepig.tumblr.com)

12. Ignore the crazy girl talking to the RedBox. (via saraya6297.tumblr.com)

13. Looks like grandma is new on Facebook. (via buzzfeed.com)

14. Maybe people 'Like' being clean? 

15. Some one should tell 'Isabelle' that it's a bad idea to friend your parents. (via unfriendable.com)

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