Your dad pretty much needs the portable pregnant beer belly for Father's Day. Conspicuously hiding under his clothes, the pouch-like contraption will keep your pop's booze near and dear to his, er, tum tum. The only thing weird about the whole thing is the fact that folks might wonder why the ol' man is drinking out of a chest tube.
It's either that or the giant, life-sized horse lamp. These and other odd Dad's Day gifts here.