The next time you get chastised for loudly emitting foul gas out of one of your orifices, simply state that you’re practicing for the World Championship.
The World Burping Federation (yes, there is a WBF) has awarded Tim Janus the winner of the first annual World Burping Championship. Janus recently blew away the competition in New York with an 18.1 second belch.
“I’ve been doing this all my life with friends and family in backyards and parking lots, so I’m happy to do it on a stage,” Janus admitted. How… classy. Click here to listen to the uncomfortably long burp heard ’round the world.