This Will Not Stand According to this article, a health insurance company wouldn't give a wheelchair to a kid who couldn't sit up on his own. This is clearly dumb. I wish it were surprising. [Consumerist]

Copy That Any members of the grammar police out there? If so, they're probably having a hard time getting through articles about the NBA finals, in which the Heat and Thunder are taking part in the first "singular on singular" matchup in NBA finals history. [Deadspin]

Heads up It's against the law to even joke about murdering a current or former U.S. President. Not sure how the secret service comes down on "putting a likeness of his head on a spike." [NY Daily News]

Jesus Saves Scores I'm not saying you should paint a soccer player's name and number on the back of a statue of Jesus, but if you do, shouldn't you at least spell it right? [101 Great Goals]

Hip To Be Square You want a dumb waste of time? I'm told it's a classic, but it's new to me. Don't let the red square touch the wall or the blue square. My best time was 13.985 seconds, but I had to stop to write this column. Oh, sweet! I'm done. See you in two hours… [mikemiller.net]

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