Maybe It's Made Of Leather?
Pound Of Flesh You don't get a lot websites publishing rave reviews of the 1970s porn parody Flesh Gordon being written in 2012. But even if you did, this would clearly be one of the better ones. [lydiarghgrace]
Blown Opportunity Yes, Cirque de Soliel is kind of boring and weird but find another way to pass the time, people. [Huff Post Weird]
No Short Cuts There's a word for being this good at cheating on tests. It's called "studying." [Gizmodo]
Third Reichswitch Uh, yeah– find a better place for your light switch. [Izismile]
