Hot Beef  Maybe this one is more suited to the Conspiratorium, but if it does turn out that aliens actually were blasting this gentleman's cows with heat rays, we'll be the first to issue an apology. [CBC]

Cry It, You'll Like It The receipe I'm working with calls for "The salty tears of laughter, after hearing about this ridiculous new product." I think sea salt is a viable substitute. [FoodBeast]

Potty Mouth Training Woman claims her daughter's speaking doll says "crazy bitch." Maybe it's one of those "Little Miss Honest" dolls I keep reading about.  [Austinist]

Second Amendment Supper You can have my BBQ grill when you pry it from my cold, dead hands. [The Sideshow]

Well More Than A Thousand Words Ladies and Gentlemen, the crazy, disgusting mug shot round-up. [The Smoking Gun]

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