Bar Dumbbell  Being the Prime Minister of Great Britain is a complicated job. Can he really be expected to NOT leave his 8-year-old daughter in a pub?  Favorite quote: "It could happen to anyone." Uh, well, maybe. You know who it couldn't happen to? People who don't bring their 8-year-olds to a bar.  [BBC]

Dawn Of The Dumb And I thought it was dumb when The Huffington Post debuted their "sideboob" page. [Huff Post Zombie Apocalypse]

Prop Comedy Lady Gaga does her best impression of a Three Stooges movie. Link also worthwhile to revisit classic "Steven Tyler falls off stage" and "Beyonce lands on her can" footage. [Marquee Blog]

Stanley D Cup  They say ratings are down for the Stanley Cup final this year. Be that as it may, seating a large breasted porn star directly behind the visitors bench seems like an extreme solution. [Puck Daddy]

Schlock Concert If you can't say anything nice about Nickelback, don't say anything at all. Of course, who has anything nice to say about Nickelback? Not this dude, that's for sure.  [Tosh.0 Blog]

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