Campbel Corrigan is a Scotish police officer who was being interviewed about the dangers of violent behavior when he was caught pretending to work at his computer– and his imitation of working at the computer was "using only two fingers to type on the keyboard." That's right, the Assistant Chief Constable in charge of protecting the people of Strathcluyde, Scotland types like your grandmother. Let's hope no one needs the police while he's updating his Facebook status.
I don't want to seem like I have anything against people who aren't very computer savvy but if you're the second in command of a police department, you should be able to type faster than four words a minute.
Hopefully it was just an act because if it wasn't, Corrigan just let everyone on the Internet know that his password is "dkdkdkdkdkdk".
The Worldwide Leader in Dumb! Stalk us on Facebook and Twitter.
