When your buddy dies, you're not supposed to drive his dead body around on an insane bender of booze, expensive restaurants, wild bars and strip clubs. Yet that's basically what two bozos in Denver did, using their dead pal's dough to expense the wacky excursion. Read the full story to see how their real-life Weekend At Bernie's night went down.
Memo to you dumb corpse thieves: Bernie lives in fake, made-up Movie Land. If you take a dead body out in public, people will probably notice that something's not quite right with your motionless friend.