If Facebook required a second grade multiple choice quiz in order to start an account, there would be a lot less people on Facebook. Here are some of the dumbest Facebook status updates this week:
1. She's is going to be first and last in line when they open the voting booths in the 2013 election. (via lamebook.com)
2. Harder than using the spell check? (via rich-people-problems.tumblr.com)
3. World's greatest Dad. (via unfriendable.com)
4. I say! (via unfriendable.com)
5. How is this guy still alive? (via failbook.com)
6. As if living at home wasn't already doing that. (via lamebook.com)
7. I'm pretty sure there are less embarrassing ways to get porn on the Internet. (via buzzfeed.com)
8. Since when did Animal Planet start playing The Little Mermaid? (via shannathebanana.tumblr.com)
9. Smells like teen stupid. (via silly-muffin-cake.tumblr.com)
10. I wonder if she even knows what state she lives in? (via thedandyunderworld.tumblr.com)
11. Not everyone in a turtle neck is Steve Jobs. (via lesscheeseysnacks.tumblr.com)
12. The horror! (via whitewhine.com)
13. No silly, that's a person! (via buzzfeed.com)
4. Mom is so sweaty. (via lamebook.com)
15. "Hmm, that's strange. This donor's brain seems to be missing." (via unfriendable.com)
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