Everyone tries to sound as intelligent as they possibly can, including celebrities.
But everyone can't be intelligent, because intelligence is a comparative trait. The moment everyone becomes equally intelligent is also the moment that everyone becomes equally stupid.
That was an example of me, Ritch Duncan, attempting to sound intelligent. That's asinine, yes, but also not very interesting. Why? Because I am not famous. How not famous am I? I'll show you.
Show of hands: Who would like to see my side-boob?
Anyone?
Hello?
Nobody?
That's what I thought. How about some glossy photos of me in a swimsuit at the beach?
(Crickets)
Huh. Oh well, I can take it. No big deal. You're reading the Internet right now and I know the score. You don't give a tear-dropped sized cat turd about the text-based ramblings of the non-famous.
Message received. Loud and clear.
Therefor, here are a bunch of pictures of celebrities who are trying to sound intelligent and failing spectacularly. For example, we have Winona Ryder saying "I feel my best when I'm happy" and Alex Trebek saying "I'm curious about everything. Even things I'm not interested in."
They're celebrities. And they are trying to sound intelligent. And they are failing.
THEY ARE JUST LIKE US!!!!!
