Snack hangers Sandwich shop Subway is coming out with their own line of nachos. While that isn't automatically a terrible idea, calling anything "Subway Nachos" conjures up an image of the crumbled up tortilla chips you see spilled on the seat of a downtown A train. And believe me, that green stuff all over it isn't guacamole. [Foodbeast]

Inky Dink Would you like to see someone who has a full-back Garbage Pail Kids tattoo? Because if that's the kind of thing you'd like to see, a photo of it is right here for the looking at: [Geekologie]

Fat Cat  Look out! A cougar! I mean, a cat. Look out! A cat! [KVAL.com]

GFY, YOLO As the saying goes "You only live once." But as these guys say, continuing to say that is stupid. [BroBible]

Deuces Wild Meanwhile, since it's not like there's anything more important going on in the world, here's a thread about poops that were so awful, people thought they might die. (NSFW language)  [Reddit]

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