Worst lady Even if President Obama wasn't busy running both the country and running for re-election, do you think he'd give a crap about Amanda Bynes' alleged DUI charge? [Marquee Blog]

Take this job and Tweet it  Twitter feed run by Hamptons handyman claims to chronicle the stupid requests of the super rich. [Twitter]

Bad Sports I'm not much of a basketball fan, but even I know that playoff games don't "end in a tie." [Tosh.0 Blog]

Pizza slut Oh, so that's why the pizza's so bad at Yankee Stadium! [Gothamist]

My computer is fried In case you were wondering what your iPad, iPhone and other gadgets would look like after spending some time in a deep fryer. [Henry Hargreaves]

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