If Facebook required a second grade multiple choice quiz in order to start an account, there would be a lot less people on Facebook. Here are some of the dumbest Facebook status updates this week:

1. Not everyone in a turtle neck is Steve Jobs. (via lesscheeseysnacks.tumblr.com)

2. The horror! (via whitewhine.com)

3. No silly, that's a person! (via buzzfeed.com)

4. Mom is so sweaty. (via lamebook.com)

5. "Hmm, that's strange. This donor's brain seems to be missing." (via unfriendable.com)
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