If Facebook required a second grade multiple choice quiz in order to start an account, there would be a lot less people on Facebook. Here are some of the dumbest Facebook status updates this week:
1. Clearly, you still have a lot to learn. (via awkwardfacebook.com)
2. What? (via buzzfeed.com)
3. This guy is selflessly keeping alcohol from alcoholics everywhere. (via laranbrancrunch.tumblr.com)
4. Some neighbors just can't appreciate a good drum solo. (via stream.pleated-jeans.com)
5. "Now that that's out of the way, I can finally finish this beer!" (via awkwardfacebook.com)
6. Cell phones are a godsend during emergencies! (via lamebook.com)
7. He's such a romantic. (via love-befalled-me.tumblr.com)
8. Best prom or worst game of Twister ever? (via Buzzfeed)
9. This guy is a four alarm fail. (via fail-book.tumblr.com)
10. There's a place for people who want social media without all the people. It's called Myspace. (via imthesirentosleepwith.tumblr.com)
11. This prank won't be very funny when his kid starts hanging around that weird rich neighbor with the old DeLorian. (via alternativeconformative.tumblr.com)
12. The odds are definitely not in her favor. (via nolvieknowslove.tumblr.com)
13. Sex education in this country is worse than I thought. (via truchha.tumblr.com)
14. Whoever is in a relationship with this person will feel stupid after reading that status update. (via mikemomsenxxxx.tumblr.com)
15. Her husband isn't sleeping, he's just too terrified to open his eyes. (via i-am-sasha.tumblr.com)
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