Science, Fiction
Streaming Content It may not be urinating directly into a grand piano, but it's close. [The Sideshow]
Face Facts It's like I keep telling you. Drugs don't eat people's faces, PEOPLE eat people's faces. [Time]
Dream Girl Hey fellas– remember when you were a kid, and all you wanted to do was shoot guns and blow up a toilet in the woods? Of course you do. Well, 12-year-old you just met his dream girl. [Daily Mail]
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