1. Sprayracha? Awesomesauce. (via thedailywhat)

2. As opposed to Turds of Happiness. (via interweber)

3. A toast? Oh, oooh nooooo! (via collegehumor)

4. Fluffy will never do that again. (via funniest10k)

5. Aw. That's too kind of you. (via iwasjustkidding)

6. Really, Professor? Must you show your students how flexible you are? (via eternalmakeoutparty)

7. It's OK. We thought the same thing. (via funniest10k)

8. Haha. Emo chick fail. (via laughb*tches)

9. What? It's true. (via shloobykitten)

10. But… that's not how you do it. (via allthatfunstuff)

11. José called. He wants his dignity back. (via brooketjenningdoe) 

12. This resourceful female put her braids in an old dirty men's sock, secured with a scrunchie. To protect her fake hair from the rain, I suppose. (via sisterrobot)

13. Give me my Eagle Scout badge, or I will go all Chuck Norris on your ass. (via whatiseeandhear)

14. Little Tommy will never, ever wander off again. (via beaker55)

15. While the other Jersey Shore cast members got dressed at Armani Exchange, Deena opted for this Skittles-inspired number from DEB. (via orahmusik)

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