Here's a trailer for a new movie attempting to capitalize on the much-coveted "guido-eating shark" genre called Jersey Shore Shark Attack. If you're a frat boy or your hair is styled with chemicals that are banned in most countries, then you'll probably love this movie. Everyone else that tries to sit through it will probably try and sneak into The Avengers after the first few minutes.
Terrible concept aside, this movie actually has a few impressive supporting actors in it, like William Atherton. If you're wondering how they could afford some ACTUAL actors for this movie, all you have to do is look at the sharks and you'll have your answer. The animation work in this is so terrible that it makes the guidos' hair and skin color look natural by comparison.
At least a Backstreet Boy gets eaten in the movie! That right there is worth the price of the ticket.
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