Laverne Everett (sort of pictured, left) wanted to go skydiving on her 80th birthday — and skydiving, she went. The 80-year-old almost fell out of her harness. This video footage of what happened will chill you to the bone and possibly even make you pee in your pants.
If you're planning anything in the near future that involves parachutes and airplanes, we advise you not watch this. Or prepare to cancel your mile-high adventure.
Should you decide to disregard our warning, peruse our "How To Skydive Without Peeing Yourself" post before you take the leap.