Stupidity When Wet If the roads were dry, would he have been going 200 MPH? [The Smoking Gun]

It Ain't Easy Being Green Wanna dress up like The Hulk? Use the kind of green paint that actually washes off. You better believe there are pictures. [The Sun]

You're Not Ready For This Yet, But Your Kids Are Gonna Love It  Is there a good reason to listen to a heavy metal version of the theme to <i>Back To The Future</i>? How about a ska version of <i>Jurassic Park</i> music? I'll give you a hint, it's the same reason Sir Edmond Hillary gave for climbing Everest. [Not A Blog]

Unholy Water For the second day in a row now, God helps those who help themselves, but in this case, only if they don't clean up their disgusting bathtubs. [ABC News]

Heat Stroke When I'm out on the highway, I tend to listen to music. Or maybe a book on tape. But I'm not that adventurous, I guess. [Huff Post Weird]

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