If Facebook required a second grade multiple choice quiz in order to start an account, there would be a lot less people on Facebook. Here are some of the dumbest Facebook status updates this week:

1. Cell phones are a godsend during emergencies! (via lamebook.com)

2. He's such a romantic. (via love-befalled-me.tumblr.com)

3. Best prom or worst game of Twister ever? (via Buzzfeed)

4. This guy is a four alarm fail. (via fail-book.tumblr.com)

5. There's a place for people who want social media without all the people. It's called Myspace. (via imthesirentosleepwith.tumblr.com)
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