Next Stop, The Weight House Mitt Romney wants you to know that if he wins the election, we'll have  a "Better Amercia." Yep, that's just how he spelled it. [CNN]

Hot Pan I never thought I'd see the day, but here it is: Cast Iron Pan-Porn. [Food52]

Debbie Does SoCal A hardcore pornographic movie was shot in on the field of the taxpayer-funded Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum. No word if they used Trojans (snicker).  [Los Angeles Times]

Snake Oil Salesman As the saying goes, "God helps those who help themselves." In this case, it looks like neither of them were doing much helping.  [Daily Mail]

Web Head What a stupid spider! Seriously, this is a dumb spider. Oh, just click it, you'll see. It's a dumb spider. [Videogum]

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