If Facebook required a second grade multiple choice quiz in order to start an account, there would be a lot less people on Facebook. Here are some of the dumbest Facebook status updates this week:

1. This prank won't be very funny when his kid starts hanging around that weird rich neighbor with the old DeLorian. (via alternativeconformative.tumblr.com)

2. The odds are definitely not in her favor. (via nolvieknowslove.tumblr.com)

3. Sex education in this country is worse than I thought. (via truchha.tumblr.com)

4. Whoever is in a relationship with this person will feel stupid after reading that status update. (via mikemomsenxxxx.tumblr.com)

5. Her husband isn't sleeping, he's just too terrified to open his eyes. (via i-am-sasha.tumblr.com)

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