Here's a guy who did the unthinkable by eating a wrapper with a disgusting fast food cheeseburger still in it.
The man in this video is Chris Schewe, or better known to his Youtube followers as 'Shoenice', the weird, unblinking, blue-eyed eating machine. If you recognize Shoenice, that's because he's no stranger to truTV (he was lampooned on World's Dumbest for drinking a whole bottle of glue, a stunt that probably resulted in a bad case of constipation).
In this video, he's upped the ante by taking his particular brand of comedy (if you can call it that) away from his familiar apartment setting to a fast food restaurant. His goal was to eat a whole cheeseburger with the wrapper in under thirty seconds, which shocked and amused the local guidos. And if you're wondering how he's still alive, you're not alone. If you type his name into Google, even the auto complete will say "Shoenice dead?" But he's still alive, much to the dismay of stationary stores everywhere.
At least when he eats, nothing gets wasted.