A young Florida couple was arrested on their first date when they decided not to pay the $25 bill at all and dine-and-dash instead. Unfortunately, they made a few stupid moves and got caught. And that's not all they were charged with — click here for the full story, along with every dumb detail of the crime-ridden date.
Classy. That guy sounds like a real keeper. Chicks like creative outings, so here's a good second date idea: Dress up like Gumby and his sidekick Pokey, and then steal candy and cigarettes from the local 7-Eleven!