A young Iranian man is dealing with a strange side effect after getting his, um, tallywacker tattooed in Persian script with the words, "borow be salaamat," or "good luck on your journeys" in English.
Good luck with what? Good luck with finding something to diddle? Obviously he didn't have much luck while getting his genitals inked, because in addition to a permanent work of art, this guy was left with a permanent semi-erection. Click here for the full cringe-inducing story, including details about how he's tried to deal with the stiff issue.
The lesson learned here, kids? Don't let anything sharp come near your manhood. Ever.