Why did one of the hottest actresses in the industry let loose a gleaming golden shower all over a giant Hollywood heartthrob?
Well, OK. It was for a movie, of course. But… WHY? Did Zac's character have a freaky bedroom fetish for the pee-pee? Does Nicole Kidman's alter ego have issues with bladder control? The ridiculous, slightly shocking answer lies here.
Totally want video footage of this if anyone finds it. And we would have no qualms about dropping a turd loaf on Zac's chest if ever asked. Just sayin'.