In one of our most favorite stories ever, a North Carolina man (pictured, left) was allegedly caught having sex with his neighbor's 60-pound shepherd-Lab mix dog. This guy kind of looks like he'd be into beastiality, right?
The neighbor (who is also the trailer park landlord) claims to have burst into the dog-lover's mobile home and found him going at it with the pooch. Click here for the disturbing story in full, along with details on Fido's well-being after the attack.
This creepster obviously didn't hear about the woman who died from having sex with a dog.