If Facebook required a second grade multiple choice quiz in order to start an account, there would be a lot less people on Facebook. Here are some of the dumbest Facebook status updates this week:
1. Is the library expensive? (via Buzzfeed)
2. Anyone looking to hire a guy with an expensive/tacky suit? I didn't think so. (via anaphoric-elision.tumblr.com)
3. Something tells me she probably won't make it past the W-2 form. (via peoplecallmeb.tumblr.com)
4. Who says people on Facebook have no class? (via soweak-sopowerful.tumblr.com)
5. A brain: something she should have. (via tomwithoutjerry.tumblr.com)
6. Ma must be proud. (via smilesfomiles.tumblr.com)
7. Epic math fail. (via easttexasbaby.tumblr.com)
8. You'd think someone with a metal bolt in their tongue would have a higher tolerance for pain. (via frozenjars.tumblr.com)
9. Uh…maybe she was standing on the right side of the escalator when the power went out? (via cinduu.tumblr.com)
10. Hilarious tech support phone call in 3…2… (via lamebook.com)
11. I'll take a non-fat latte with no foam. (via checkyoselff.tumblr.com)
12. First world problems much? (via garrodullahan.tumblr.com)
13. I vow to forget that sappy movie. (via hljomalind.tumblr.com)
14. I think I'll be just as awake for Glee's graduation as I was for my graduation.
15. Except for never-nudes. (via aimyourarrowshigher.tumblr.com)
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