1. Sparkles the cat says, "Happy Fancy Friday, biatches! Put your slut clothes on and live it up." (via ktrololol)

2. Oh, that sucks. She thought she won a Toyota, but she got a toy Yoda! ROFL. (via haha-l-m-a-o)

3. Hey, fish run on Dunkin, too. (via ghettoscenequeen)

4. Ahh… first world problems. (via memecollection)

5. Funny. This is where we do all of our blogging. (via collegehumor)

6. Not cool, you guyz. Not cool. (via funniest10k)

7. Every single reason why some people should not breed can be found on Yahoo! Answers. (via magicmarsbars)

8. Nom nom nom. (via yuminica)

9. Can someone please double-check this? (via thefrogman)

10. It was their favorite time of year. Moose head-snatching season. (via collegehumor)

11. Happy Hump Day! The choice is yours. (via collegehumor)

12. That Luke, such a huge Carly Rae Jepsen fan. (via sara-units)

 
13. The onions clearly made the peppers cry. (via foreveralone)

14. Next time, Ralph will limit it to two pieces of Hubba Bubba. (via elguindilla)

15. Gramps knew it was going to be a good day when he discovered the headphone jack. (via thisisnthappiness)

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