I'll be the first to admit, being naked is kind of awesome. I for one feel like a rock god with the vocal power of Steve Perry when I'm in the shower. Fortunately for my neighbors, as soon as I put my clothes back on I regain my senses and realize that I'm a terrible singer. Point is, being nude may feel liberating but it also frees you from your common sense.
It's easy to forget that nature is filled with bugs and germs that want to eat you from the inside and out. And clothes offer some protection against that kind of threat but some people still think it's OK to go hiking in the nude. Do you know what's worse than finding a tick on your arm? Finding a tick on your privates! Good luck explaining those bug bites next time you go to a restaurant in the nude with your friends.
Being naked in the woods is one thing but being naked in a stadium full of drunken men is dangerously dumb. You may get paid good money for it but keep in mind, the only thing separating drunken soccer hooligans are a few rent-a-cops with stun guns. Maybe sticking to nudie magazines isn't such a dumb idea after all.