Bloodtime For Bonzo In what must be a blow to conservative, nostalgic vampires, a vial that was said to contain the blood of the late President Ronald Reagan is no longer for sale. If you really want to combine Ronald Reagan and blood, you can still get this Ronald Reagan USA jackknife on eBay for under 10 bucks. [CNN]

Dumbass Grande  And here are a collection of idiots who tattooed Taco Bell on their bodies. Forever. [Tosh.0]

An Offer She Can Refuse "Hey, remember that time I made you look like a complete dumbass on national television? Howdja like to come do that again?" [Washington Examiner]

Instamoron Here's an idea. If you steal a woman's cell phone, don't post a picture of yourself on their her Facebook wall. [MyFoxDC]

Worst Amendment Rights Hustler magazine does the exact same thing that Hustler magazine has always done. EVERYBODY PANIC. [UPI]

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