Racing Stripes: You shouldn't drive drunk. You also shouldn't drive around with a zebra in your truck. This guy (allegedly) did both: [Huff Post Weird]

That Bites Is it dumb to get a tattoo of a vagina with teeth? Maybe looking at this picture of a woman who did just that will help you make up your mind (NSFWish.) [Brokelyn]

Recipe For Disaster Remember that blog-book-movie Julie & Julia? Here's a woman who's doing it with a Guy Fieri cookbook.  I give her five days. [Gwynedd And Guy]

Where's The Brotherly Love? Philadelphia sportswriter addresses a Boston player's assertion that Philly has "fair weather fans" with a calm, reasoned "OH YEAH? WELL YOU'RE RACISTS!" [Philly.com]

B Is For Boobie, It's Good Enough For Me Here's a list of things that are good about summer that, for some strange reason, start with the letter B. And before you start thinking that's just like Sesame Street, it's accompanied by a picture of a monkey grabbing a woman's boob. [BroBible]

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