If It's Too Loud, You're Too Old 
Cops and Ringtones Police chief's son loses his cell phone. Yeah, 10 men should be able to handle that one. Oh, they can't? [SF Gate]
Nit Twit Surprise, surprise, Roseanne's crazy. [The Smoking Gun]
Green Energy New workout plan: 1) expose yourself to a lethal dose of gamma radiation. 2) If not seeing immediate results, get angry. [Neatorama]
Pale Fail Don't get me wrong, I feel bad for the Washington lowlands, but worse for this weather lady. [YouTube]
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