About Face The price of Facebook stock has dropped below the price set at last week's initial public offering. Even though this was obviously bad news, your wife's idiot cousin still clicked "like" on it. What is up with that guy? I'm going to go click through the pictures from his boring barbeque and judge him. [CNN]

Black And White And Read All Over On his new album, Animal Furnace, comedian Hannibal Burress jokes about a particularly stupid article written about him in a college paper. Here's that article. It's super stupid, alright. [Eastern Illinois University]

"(Heavy sigh)" If you didn't see Battleship this weekend, you certainly weren't alone. It didn't perform well at the box office. But just to bring you up to speed, here's a list of every single line Rihanna said in it. [Vulture]

Spin Tricycle Yeah, here's a parent who thought it was a good idea to put a child in a washing machine. Oh, of course there's video. Would I bother you with this if there wasn't video? [BroBible]

I Have A Bad Dream Dressing up like Martin Luther King is nice. Provided you're not a white second grader in blackface. Then it's weird. [The High Definite]

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