Bras are stupid, restricting, uncomfortable pieces of crap that were invented by people who loathe nipples.
It is nearly impossible to find the perfect-size boulder holder when there are so many straps and hooks involved. Especially if one breast is smaller than the other, which is kind of inevitable when it comes to asymmetrical lumps of fat. And when you do find the perfect bra in which to house your girls, the damn thing gets discontinued by Victoria's Secret. No, I am not bitter.
I may as well invest in a pair of waffle cones to wear on my chest, like these ladies did. Or machine guns or cylinder tubes that squirt Cheese Whiz. It's Sunday Funday, so go look at some boobies.
Battle of the Sexes: Judging the 8 Most Iconic Bras Ever Worn
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