If Facebook required a second grade multiple choice quiz in order to start an account, there would be a lot less people on Facebook. Here are some of the dumbest Facebook status updates this week:
1. Or maybe she just accidently stepped on it because your laptop was ON THE FLOOR! (via awkwardfacebook.com)
2. You're dumb. Just sayin'. (via miastar44.tumblr.com)
3. I wonder if it's the same feeling I get when I wish more people would use the spell check feature on Facebook. (via shesisloved.tumblr.com)
4. If only Facebook were that cool. (via somebody-named-ryan.tumblr.com)
5. Someone at NBC is about to get a raise. (via thatonecreeperinyourneighborhood.tumblr.com)
6. There are some mysteries man was just never meant to solve. (via onetrue12.tumblr.com)
7. How are we going to explain this conversation to future generations? (via awkwardfacebook.com)
8. "So just to be clear, we're cool, right? (via 13itch-please.tumblr.com)
9. Amazingly enough, he's right! (via fail-book.tumblr.com)
10. You sir, are the Stephen Hawking of Facebook. (via lamebook.com)
11. I'm jealous that you have a hot imaginary girlfriend to share those crackers with. (via openmindclosedmouth.tumblr.com)
12. "This Google thing sounds a lot like my daughter." (via brilloshine.tumblr.com)
13. Answer: A person with an iPhone. (via internetpioneer.tumblr.com)
14. Sorry to say "happyness" doesn't exist! (via swestergard.tumblr.com)
15. Peter Gabriel was left out of later translations of the Bible. (via lamebook.com)
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