Super Bowl 
Status Symbol Oh, is THAT what you did today, Mark? Cool. Good to know. [Facebook]
Poor Little Bastards Tennessee man asks for a break on child support after fathering 30 children with 11 different women. He explains: "I had four kids in the same year, twice." [WREG]
Club Kids Lazy harp seal has no job. [YouTube]
Oh, Snap Oh, look an alligator. No worries, I HAVE A TOWEL. [BroBible]
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