If Facebook required a second grade multiple choice quiz in order to start an account, there would be a lot less people on Facebook. Here are some of the dumbest Facebook status updates this week:

1. There are some mysteries man was just never meant to solve. (via onetrue12.tumblr.com)

2. How are we going to explain this conversation to future generations? (via awkwardfacebook.com)

3. "So just to be clear, we're cool, right? (via 13itch-please.tumblr.com)

4. Amazingly enough, he's right! (via fail-book.tumblr.com)

5. You sir, are the Stephen Hawking of Facebook. (via lamebook.com)
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