If Facebook required a second grade multiple choice quiz in order to start an account, there would be a lot less people on Facebook. Here are some of the dumbest Facebook status updates this week:

1. I'm jealous that you have a hot imaginary girlfriend to share those crackers with. (via openmindclosedmouth.tumblr.com)

2. "This Google thing sounds a lot like my daughter." (via brilloshine.tumblr.com)

3. Answer: A person with an iPhone. (via internetpioneer.tumblr.com)

4. Sorry to say "happyness" doesn't exist! (via swestergard.tumblr.com)

5. Peter Gabriel was left out of later translations of the Bible. (via lamebook.com)
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