In Your Facebook The initial public offering of Facebook stock is fast approaching. Here are some of the dumber ways people are dealing with it. [Business Insider]

Pulp Friction The John Travolta anonymous masseuse story just got uglier. While it's not certain what will happen in the case yet, it appears unlikely this story has a happy ending. [HuffPost Weird]

I Get It, He's Out No, this isn't Leslie Nielson calling balls and strikes from the movie The Naked Gun. It's much, much more over the top than that. [Busted Coverage]

Time To Drop Here's pretty much the most entertaining 14 second video you'll see all day. We bring you: The Drunk Chick Fail. [FailBlog]

Little Drummer Boy I'm going to be clear here. This is not dumb. I only include a link to this video to let every other parent who is not raising their kid like this to know that THEY are dumb, and doing it wrong. [Videogum]

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